C1S01/Transcript

Pre-show
SKORAK: You know, I have always wondered if life took a shape. Which one would it be? A line? A circle? No, I believe life is a spiral. Endlessly twisting and expanding into an aimless, ever-exploding mass. It's vast, wretched, in need of correction. However, that's a thing with a spiral. No matter how many layers you build back, you'll just find another layer. That's why a spiral cannot be rent apart. No, you need a cut—a clean vertical cut.

[PAUSE]

SKORAK: Alright everyone! How are you doing? How is it going? Is everyone doing good?

QAISER: Hello everyone!

POLARISU: Hola señor.

DIO: Are we allowed to speak now?

[LAUGHTER]

SKORAK: Yes. You are allowed to speak. The big light in the sky has allowed your speech.

POLARISU: Ah, there's like a...gracious God up there.

SKORAK: Yes. Yes, indeed it was I.

POLARISU: There was multiple things that we could use to represent the DM. But I think the glorious light from the sky is the best way to...it is straight the kind of power he has over.

SKORAK: But yes...as you guys know, today is the first session. So this has been going on for some time and we're actually doing it. Hope everyone is having fun, everyone is comfortable, because very very soon...we are about to start with the tale of the independent contractors.

POLARISU: Ahh I'm excited. I'm dying but still excited.

CESITH: Yes.

QAISER: Yeah, same honestly.

SKORAK: Alright so, let's get everything in order then. Let's get some music in here. Also, RivenBot and I never really got along well together. I'm going to gonna try to make this as painless as possible for all of you.

CESITH: Yeah. Otherwise, I'm always here for backup...with scuffed music.

SKORAK: There you go, this should work.

POLARISU: You lied to us.

CESITH: I hear nothing.

[LAUGHTER]

[GIBBERISH from 09:46 to 09:53]

7PARA: What a great way to start the stream.

QAISER: It wouldn't be a true first stream if everything like something wouldn't go wrong.

[LAUGHTER]

[GIBBERISH from 10:08 to 10:12]

SKORAK: I think this should work.

QAISER: Yep.

DIO: [GIBBERISH from 10:15 to 10:19]

SKORAK: Alright, I'm gonna...I guess a loop is gonna have to be enough right now.

POLARISU: Ah, I love this song.

SKORAK: Nice! Nice! Acapella BGM, oh yeah I'm gonna start [...] Alright, so...I think that...with this, we are about really to start, aren't we?

CESITH: Yes, I think so.

SKORAK: Alright alright! So, everyone...get ready, take positions, we're about to tell a goddamn story.

DIO: I think the position we were in, breaking into the old abandoned place right?

SKORAK: I mean, we're gonna start with a bit of a recap of what our heroes have done until now.

DIO: That's a good idea, yeah yeah.

POLARISU: Yes, some people gonna know.

SKORAK:They don't. Some people here weren't in the introduction QnA Stream, I'm looking at all of you by the way.

POLARISU: I wasn't there...sad.

SKORAK:Goddamnit, but yes.

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